Saturday, April 19, 2014

7 Ways to Get Rid of Uneaten Food

Seeing as I'm at home today, I had to avail myself of #1 on this list. Just like old times! Anyway, here's a few ways to avoid destroying your diet. Stay strong!
  1. Flush food down the toilet. This is one of the best and easiest ways to dispose of food as it’s quick, and you have easy access to one most of the time. Avoid foods which will expand in water, such as rice and cereal, as these could block your drains.
  2. Give your lunch to someone else. This works especially well if you’re at school. Give your lunch to someone else, and your parents will think it was you who ate it.
  3. Throw it in a bush. Any bush will do, but make sure it’s out of the way of the house so no one finds it.
  4. Feed it to the dogs. Of course, it doesn’t have to be a dog! If you have a greedy cat or other pet, feed it to them. Dogs, however, tend to be the most helpful because they will generally eat anything you give them.
  5. Throw it in the bin. This one is risky. As everyone in the household will use the bin, it’ll be easy for anyone to find it. Wrap your food up so you can’t tell what’s in it, and if possible, use an outside wheelie bin.
  6. Recycle it. Check with your local recycling to see if you can recycle food waste. If you can, then great! Take your food there regularly to dispose of it.
  7. Keep a bin bag of all the food you don’t eat and throw it out when it’s full/starts to smell. Because it’s a bin bag no one will suspect it’s full of food. However, this one is still one of the riskier options because the food, especially if it's hidden in a place that's associated with you, could be found and you could easily be caught. If your parents are anything like mine were, the ONLY reason they come in to your room is to find potentially incriminating evidence of an ed, and a bin bag full of food, hidden under the bed, is certainly questionable. 

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Hunger Pains

Yes, they hurt, they suck, they're embarrassing in public, but the less food you feed your moaning stomach, the less it will need to be full. Hunger pains are the sound of your stomach shrinking. You want it to shrink as much as possible. It's used to being stretched out and full of food and fat and calories.

Learn to love the sound and the feeling of your stomach growling. Learn to love how flat it feels without food in it. It's a reminder that you're currently losing weight. Feeling full is an awful feeling because it's stretching out your stomach, causing it to demand more food to satisfy you. Your stomach does not control you; you control it. Every time you eat til you're full, your stomach expands and it takes more food next time to fill it up which makes it much much harder to restrict. Shrinking your stomach will give you a major advantage on your diet and it will become way easier to restrict.

As you get used to this, you will find that you crave less food. Since your body is getting smaller, it requires less food to operate. And as a plus, not feeding your stomach gives the rest of your digestive system a chance to do it's job while your stomach takes a rest from digesting food.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Sleep

This is just a friendly reminder that sleep is your best friend. Not only is it a 100% calorie-free way to get energy, but also it refreshes your appearance (dark circles? UGH). Plus, this extra energy ramps up your self-control, which only makes it easier to stay on Ana's good side :). 

Another good reason to sleep: to burn fat, your body has to go through "gluconeogenesis," a fancy term saying the body has burned up its stored muscle sugar and now must look for something else to burn for energy. However, during gluconeogenesis, your body has a choice of burning antibodies, muscle, or fat. Getting enough rest keeps your immune system (including your antibodies) stronger so you are less likely to get sick- and more likely to burn that fat off instead. 

So, lovelies, stay healthy, stay fit, stay in control- AND GET YOUR FUCKING SLEEP!!

xoxox, 

Mia

4 100-calorie meals is better than 1 400-calorie meal ;)

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The 4 D's


  1. Distance yourself from food.
  2. Distract yourself.
  3. Delay eating.
  4. Decide what your goals really are.

Excel Food Log

I've made a super-simple food log on excel to help track consumption. It literally uses the simplest equations and functions on excel- just enter the dates you want to use in the date bar to keep track, record your calories eaten at each "meal-opportunity," and it will give you your total for the day and average for the week. There's a little bonus: if your average daily consumption is below 600 calories, the little star in the average box stays gold; if it does not,  the star goes gray. Also, you can add motivation to the last column or whatever.

Here's the link to the document: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3pcG2rj_MmEQ2RQRmdfSHROZWs/edit?usp=sharing

PLEASE simply copy and paste into your own drive- you will not be able to edit the template in mine :)